Close enough. Married by age 5, then.
Thirty years! But Big Al can’t be more than 30 years old! They got married at birth?
Once again I’ve completely lost track of who’s who.
Do it!
Since I’m you’re number one fan, HE’S the dog fart!
Your readers get to decide if you’re a dog fart? Let’s vote!!
Oh great, let’s let your readers decide whether you should get a divorce!
Has anyone else notice the change in color scheme? Darker…
That’s the name of the collection of short stories that includes the one you reference.
Welcome to the Monkey House
Close enough. Married by age 5, then.