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1. about 7 hours ago on Rose is Rose

   I’ve mentioned this so many times: the sign of a good used book store is that there are chairs placed throughout where you can sit down and look through a potential purchase. The sign of a great used book store is that at least two of those chairs can’t be used because there are already cats sleeping on them.

2. 3 days ago on Drabble

   I was gonna say Gallagher, the guy with the Sledge-O-Matic, but seems he died coming up on two years ago now.

3. 3 days ago on Non Sequitur

   Always wanted to come across a chalk body outline on the sidewalk and have a piece of chalk on my person. I’d add extra arms and legs and turn it into da Vinci’s Vitruvian man.

4. 5 days ago on FoxTrot

   Aren’t you a little short for a storm trooper?

5. 5 days ago on Pickles

   I fold mine with no trouble at all. I also know how to make the bed because fifty years ago this summer I was one of two male candystripers in a class of about twenty, and it’s one of the things they spent a lot of time training us on.

   Including how to make the bed without having the patient get out of it. The training also taught us how to put a fresh pillowcase on a pillow without holding it under our chin. And to fold square corners, because they didn’t have fitted sheets.

6. 7 days ago on Get Fuzzy

   That’s why I named my cat Nature. She abhors the vacuum.

7. 8 days ago on F Minus

   “…and by kids, of course I mean ants.”

8. 9 days ago on Kliban

   He traveled back in time and killed John Cameron Swayze!

9. 10 days ago on Luann

   Uh-oh, he’s a messy eater! Got pi all over his shirt.

10. 10 days ago on Pearls Before Swine

    The pessimist sees the bottle as half empty. The optometrist asks if you see the bottle as more full like this? Or like this?