From a ComEd commercial years and years ago: “Little Bill”.
There’s a three martini minimum.
Old joke: Two young men at a singles party:
Man #1: “That girl over there is very pretty, but she doesn’t seem very intelligent.”
Man #2: “I know. She’s been ignoring me all evening, too.”
Sgt. Joe Friday’s (just the) FAX machine …
He could dress as a Franciscan Capuchin friar and carry on the persona of Padre Pio.
Oh, pipe down your Vox Humana.
We are all characters in a Lord Dunsany short story, including the small as well as great gods of his mythos.
Her train goes ‘Coo Coo’ instead of ‘Choo Choo’.
St. John Bosco of the Salesians? (Look up his bizarre dreams.)
Round young hen, etc.
From a ComEd commercial years and years ago: “Little Bill”.