Pig’s father and grandfather were committed to great ham and bacon. Unlike chickens, who are merely involved with the eggs.
National guard? That’s the motto of the Boy Scouts. Not that Lila is interested in corrupting the youth.
But…but…men have money and they’re so gullible.
Expanded it on my ipad, the near end looked square-ish so I assumed the near end is the stern. But I can’t assume based on the variety of designs.
Her next piece goes hop hop hop…king me!
A classic weekend Bloom County, no offense to Foxtrot, a different spin is just as good.
Milo: Excuse me, I’ve lost my youthful enthusiasm.
Sears Lost and Found Desk: I beg your pardon?
M: My youthful enthusiasm. I had it once but recently I’ve lost sight of it. Now i fear it’s lost completely. I thought you might have it.
D: Oh…well…actually..
M: And what about my sense of optimism? Lately I’ve lost that too.
D: Well I’m afraid I’ve neither of those things…
M: Oh boy…now I’ve lost my patience. I don’t suppose you’ve found that either?
D: Well…no…
M:That’s just great! Now I’ve lost my temper! So unless you’ve found that, I’ll be off now, you incompetent oaf! Good day!!
D: P-please! Hasn’t anybody lost anything tangible?!
It stuck with me, memorable.
Buy a pass to a miniature golf course. Three would be enough.
Up periscope!
All right mateys. You’ve all had your look at the Tahiti native ladies. Now carefully make your way back to starboard
Pig’s father and grandfather were committed to great ham and bacon. Unlike chickens, who are merely involved with the eggs.