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I heard some rumors that make it sound like Lennon didn’t truly deserve to be celebrated. Ultimately, everyone is a mixed bag.
What’s the current status on Phoebe’s knee, anyway?
Like in the original book of Coraline. When her parents went missing, she said “I think I just became an only-child family.”
Phoebe should partake in that interference. Laughter is the best medicine.
Millie never struck me as angsty. She gets angry at things, true, but not at herself. Only at what others expect her to be.
Delayed gratification is for when happiness goes above average, not when it’s returning to average.
I have an outie, so I don’t have much of a frame of reference for how spacious they usually are. Could they really accommodate more than one lego?
I think I have something stuck in one of my tear ducts. And I can’t find anything sad enough to push it out with.
Your lie gets debunked, tell it again. They’re sure to believe it the second time.
If this weren’t a rerun, I’d consider that Phoebe going to declare the abstract concept of pain to be her enemy.
I heard some rumors that make it sound like Lennon didn’t truly deserve to be celebrated. Ultimately, everyone is a mixed bag.