Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for March 16, 2016
March 15, 2016
March 17, 2016
Transcript:
TNT: How are we going to retrieve that stolen engagement ring, Rip? Rip Haywire: Mad ninja stealth skills, my paunchy pooch. At midnight, we'll slip into the lady's bedroom and steal it right off her finger. TNT: But we'll miss urkel! Rip Haywire: Nobody said the risk on this job wasn't going to be high, my friend.
so, even as a child, Rip was delusional —