Born on the tundra and raised by wolves, now lost in the big city
The ducks weren’t all that amused either.
It seems like a good idea, but if a squirrel crosses the road you’re in the ditch every time.
It’s tricky using the elevator shaft without one.
(never mind how I know this)
Cats always land on their feet. Andy always lands in the canal.
All owned by the same corporation.
“Unseen University” is a literary reference, which I will not explain further.
All the more reason to be politically aware, and politically active.
To talk to Customer Service, press one.
To talk to Billing, press two.
To talk to Technical Support, press three.
To talk to someone who gives a rats @ss, press the exact value of Pi.
Try the Museum of Paleontology.
I think nowadays they are called Human Resources Managers.
The ducks weren’t all that amused either.