Like the two earthworms, each sticking out of a hole in the ground, and one asked for a date…..and the answer was, “Don’t be silly, I’m your other end.”
I’m kind of partial to escalators…..
It’s by listening now and then…..
Buckles, you’ve made a deal with the devil…..
Who made the booty call?…..
Like you say to the dog, “Heel, heel…..”
Free…..for a spell.
How about the cake and ice cream?…..
Holler, “Stop, or I’ll shoot…..”
Isn’t education a wonderful thing…..
Like the two earthworms, each sticking out of a hole in the ground, and one asked for a date…..and the answer was, “Don’t be silly, I’m your other end.”