Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for January 01, 1991
Transcript:
Calvin: *Gasp* I (pant, pant) made it! *Gasp* Mom: What's with you? I thought you were out building a snowman. Calvin: I did (pant, pant), but I brought him to life (pant, pant) and now he's after me! I barely escaped! Mom: Uh huh. Calvin: Look out the window! He's probably lurching around the yard! Mom: Good heavens, you built a snowman right on the front step?! How are we going to get out the door?! Calvin: Aughh! He's looking in! He knows where I live!!
I think Calvin is mentally ill.